The sooey pill
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Joe says, astonished that this is happening 30 minutes into Paradise. Joe’s interview on their way to the pool, which they jump into fully dressed. The next thing you know, CorWin and DeMariOhNo come crashing through G.I. WHICH IT MOST CERTAINLY IS NOT - hit it off immediately. She and DeMariOhNo - whom SOOEY! and the other women declare to be “full of shit” for what he pulled on Rachel, and for that ANNOYING AS HELL WHISTLE he keeps blowing because HE APPARENTLY THINKS PARADISE IS A GODDAMN RAVE. Including and especially by CorWin who arrives at Paradise two-fisting glasses of champagne. Women squeal, bros bro out, sweaty polyester costumes are worn, and drinks are had. We begin with the usual “Rejects Arrive One-by-One” sequence, beginning with SOOEY! and Kewpie. Instead, we’re going to show you a heavily edited version of those two days, show you a Bachelor in Paradise wedding to convince ourselves that this is all worth it, have a little circle time with the survivors and then move on. In response, we’re not going to pretend that the first two days of this season didn’t happen … and go sideways.
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We begin this season with Chris Harrison alone on the Paradise beach, explaining, “Look, you know shit went sideways at the beginning of this season, and we know that you know shit went sideways at the beginning of this season, and you know that we know that you know shit went sideways at the beginning of this season.